helloo...nth to post so just posting jokes^^ very sad...my maths drop because very careless english still 72 chinese 84 science 86.5 maths 81 AVERAGE:81
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Thursday, August 14, 2008
HUMOUR
Ah Beng bought a new car and showed it off to Ah Lian.So there Ah Beng was,bragging about his new ride to his girlfren. "This car so fast even police cannot catch leh!+its automatic,very easy drive"."HA!Really arh?Steady la" said Ah Lian as she hopped into the driver's seat and floored the accelerator.In an instant,the car sped backwards and crashed into a lamp-post."ALAMAK!What you doing?You see lah!"screamed Ah Beng."Sorry,paiseh la!I thought 'R' for racing mah!."
A group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buay Roti'(ah cheng buy bread) The DJ told them that they only had English songs.The Ah Bengs got very angry and accuse the DJ of 'seeing them no up'.The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.Finally after a long talk with the Ah Bengs,the manager found out that they actually asked for the song "Unchained Melody"
One day,2 Ah Lians got into a lifton the 18th storey to get to the ground floor.But,they only saw numbers 18-2 plus a G.Not knowing english,they had no idea what letter G meant.Suddenly,1 of them exclaimed excitedly and pressed G.They reached the ground floor.So, Ah Lian 1 was impressed and asked how she know one.Ah Lian 2 then said,'Easy la! G for gero mah!'
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